Elmhurst Illinois 60126
Jeez, you'd think after the age of Atkins folken would KNOW this stuff!!My goodness...
JUST GET ME MY PATTY MELT!
Cap'n - I know.Dave - Coming right up.
These goofy people can't be bothered to read a menu?Doc
From customer who you've waited for years and should already know: "Uh, yeah, could I get that dressing on the side?"Server: "Um, we always have the dressing on the side."Customer: "Do you have any drink specials?"Server (thinking, but not saying it out loud): *Okay, why don't you just come out and say that you're cheap?*Actual quote form last night: "I'll have an Iced Tea. And can I get lots of ice in that?""Can I get that between medium and medium rare?"Server: "Would you like soup or salad with that?"Customer: "I'll take the salad."Server: "Would you like Balsamic Vinegarette, Blue Cheese, Thousand Island, Caesar, Creamy Oil and Vinegar Dijon or Ranch dressing?"Customer: "I'll take the French dressing."Server: "Um, we don't have French dressing. That wasn't one of the ones I mentioned."Customer: "What?"Customer: "Can I get 1/2 fries and 1/2 onion rings as my side?"Server: "No."
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